Thursday, July 06, 2006

black pussy day orgies

yearly black pussy day was held yesterday and big pussy himself looking fat (from the usual pussy feed washed down with the free flowing red drink no doubt) was seen lighting yet another cooking pot. see the tamilnet itself for the pic.

big pussy limited himself to the lighting and reportedly hurriedly withdrew to his hole in the ground dragging what looked like a body of a 12 year old with him. meanwhile other pussies praised black pussies (all 273 of them) in several cooking ceremonies and other related orgies. more from reuters and ap (from cnn site). sorry, no bbc. it is allergic to black pussy stories.

no pussy could confirm the rumor that big pussy let the black pussies smell his backside night before they set out to gorge themselves to death, and that it is this act that make them eat till they die. no doubt that is false anti pussy propaganda spread by extremists.

meanwhile a highly researched, fully sourced, several times fact checked (by several 'fact finding' missions, no less), blog post is about to appear which claims that black pussies behave that way because they were abused as kittens and are merely seeking justice. as everyone knows pussies abused as kittens should be allowed to do anything they wish with impunity. this is but rational fair minded justice.

according to some...

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

:) You should send copies of this writeup to the chaps on the frontlines mate. Will do their morale a world of good to know what they're really up against. Keep up the good work. You're doing your part for Mother Lanka.

Written with a lot of passion with attempts made at evoking humour. Genius.Seriously.I mean, it does reflect the frustration of the southern polity over its inability to deal with the Tamil problem, but that's what makes it so amusing.

SpectralCentroid said...

well sitting, at least you had two hours before someone made the "anything bad said on big pussy = whack on the entire Tamil community/their rights/their well being" connection.

Anonymous said...

Come on spectroid,
let's not get dragged into politics. sitting's post is a true gem, a work of art. It is the depth of feeling and emotion, hopelessness and dire frustration that is reflected in the piece that must be appreciated. I find the piece to be authentic and genuine. Don't let politics spoil it.

SpectralCentroid said...

Dude aadhavan, extremely sorry man. I feel compelled to draw silly conclusions. All I can do is to try and cover it up with sarcasm ;)

sittingnut said...

keshi:
thanks :-)
lol yeah we r bound to hear that soon. from some other kitten ofcourse :)
see what the the post brought forth. lol

spectralcentroid
good to see you again here :-)
tanks for the comments. lol

aadhavan:
do carry on. giving full weight to your quite enlightening comments i promise to post more such 'gems' for your examination and adequate enjoyment in the future.

Sam said...

You like it or not – you are looking at the future of Sri Lanka. You are looking at leaders of Tamil community.
I wish everyday I will be wrong. But sadly everyday I realize I’m right. Please someone.. anyone .. Tell me I’m wrong.. Please tell me pussy cats never govern Tamil people. Please..

Keshi said...

I cant u'stand some of the comments here - not sure if they r for or against this post :)

Keshi.

Morquendi said...

Poor Keshi dun understand shades of grey? A tab bit too confusing eh?

Morquendi said...

Actually there's a fact finding mission that has discovered that Sittingnut behaves the way he does because when he was a little boy he was walking to school one day showing off his pretty legs in a pair of bright blue shorts when a group of sex starved LTTEers kidnapped him and...

But I don't believe it.

Keshi said...

**Poor Keshi dun understand shades of grey? A tab bit too confusing eh?

lol u have taken this as a personal attack on me ha. Last post where we had an argument was in the last post mate - not here. This shows how silly and small-minded u r, hence all ur comments should be thrown out as kiddish babble.

btw shades of grey doesnt apply when it comes to agreeing with a post or not...unlike yourself ofcourse who seems to be lost half the time.

Stop making this a personal attack. Because it looks immature on your behalf.

Keshi.

Morquendi said...

Oh well Keshi, people don't always need to agree with something or disagree with it. They can sometimes not have an opinion on something.

Not everyone gets their panties in a twist about every stupid post everyone writes :)

So let us get back to our discussion.

In the previous thread you said:

a) The Tamils are the LTTE's people, and therefore should expect to be killed by the Military when the LTTE kills civilians.

b) The LTTE cannot be defeated militariy, but the Government shouldn't negotiate with them either.

c) Military people kill civilians and that's the way it is and we have to learn to deal with it.

Are we upto speed here?

sittingnut said...

keshi :
it seem some 'ppl' got really offended that terrorists were called pussy.
lol.
in my book that mean more such posts. :-)

i know morquendi distorted what you said in the other thread. that is his standard way of doing things. when some one gets better of him in a blog argument(sa alway happens since he basically cannot make a coherent argument ), he first tries to shut the other person down , when that fails he resorts to insults(sometimes using other ppls name and as anons) using his limited stock of personal attacks ( most of them something to do with schoolboys, makes one wonder doesn't it ? ) , then he runs away and say things about others and distorts what they said in totally unrelated threads.
pathetic isn't it ? :-)

morquendi
do you get this way every time your beloved big pussy is insulted or is this your normal state ? or is it more likely that your normal idiotic behavior increases with insults to terrorists ? i think its the third . you are free to disagree so that we can decide which one it is the more correct.

Keshi said...

Morquendi I did NOT imply that the innocent tamils SHOULD get killed and that it is OK to do! I think ur severe cranium deficiency has come to a stage that u cant even grasp what someone is trying to say unless it's written in big block letters and in kids' language :) Im sorry abt that but I'll leave it here cos Im really tired of ur silly arguments that has no base but goes on from post to post with no aim than just to attack ppl on a personal level. U did that to Sittingnut too and it's really not called for in a discussion like this. Maybe u should learn how to argue without getting so personal and sounding like an annoyed kid, before trying to teach us abt laws of War. Dont u think so? :)

But I have to tell u one thing...I don't wanna fight with any blogger at all over this issue - it contradicts the whole purpose behind it - thats trying to find peace for SL. If we as learned adults scream at each other here calling ppl names and insulting in a disgusting manner, what can u expect from a bunch of terrorists and the armies who dont know much more than just fighting the enemy?

Anyways u tc and I'm really sorry if I said anything to hurt u. I only said what I honestly felt abt this matter. Like u said, we don't always have to agree with one another. Lets just agree to disagree on this one okk? Thanks!

Sittingnut I'm sorry to take ur space to have this kind of arguments. I hope u understand. Have a good weekend both of u!

Keshi.

sittingnut said...

keshi
you (and anybody else for that matter ) can take as much space here as you like.
you have a good weekend too.:- )

ashanthi:
can't you read? .
are you excusing morquendi's behavior here? are you taking his distortion as what keshi said?
if so, shame on you .

and if as you say morqendi knows what is really happening here, why doesn't he post them with evidence instead silly insults?
-

as for big pussy, i will continue to call him what he is.
if you do not equate tamils with terrorists there is nothing to get worked up here. do you equate them?

what the Sinhalese establishment is doing to Tamils is OK.
care to elaborate what sinhala establishment is doing to tamils? with evidence? may be morquendi will help you ? :-)

sittingnut said...

ashanthi:
if you can and want to read the above comments you will see what a kind of person morq is and and if you do not want to( as you was apparent from your previous comment), as i said, shame on you.

If you haven't got eyes/ears or half a brain
for what? again i ask what are you accusing everyone of ? :-)

who is pb? big pussy? he is a pathetic terrorist. he does not represent tamils. if you cannot see that as is apparent from your comment it is you who have a problem with discernment of reality.
why do you get so angry at anyone who criticize him? or the ltte?

I expect you to be more discerning and rise above their modus operandi.
again what are you talking of ? and what has any of that got to do with this post?

I know you are a stubborn goose but please prove me wrong and don't be a stubborn dummy too. I expect that sort of thing from Indi's blog.
to prove you wrong you have to say something and all you have said is to defend (sort of ) morq ,get angry at me for calling big pussy, pussy, accuse sinhala 'establishment' of doing 'unspecified something'.
anyone can see what morq is by reading the above comments ,
pussy is a pussy whatever you say.
and as for the other one you have to be more specific.

tc

sittingnut said...

anon at 7/09/2006 9:58 am
so what are you doing here? :-) (did the whip hurt that much? )

btw what is your relationship to aadhavan above? bc you seem to be using the same pc. :-)

Anonymous said...

aadhavan's a cuz of mine "pussy whipped", oops, sorry "sittingnut"! :)

Anonymous said...

hey sittingnut,
was just attracted back to your post. I'm deeply dissappointed to note that your pussy post has been taken so politically. Only you and I know that you weren't trying to make a politically meaningful comment. poor you, you were just trying to vent your deepest fears and frustrations and these silly people have just politicized it. Sigh.

sittingnut said...

aadhavan /anon
did you really think posting 2 comments with 8 min in between would hide the fact you are the same person? :-)
and what kind of person do that kind of thing? a 'pussy whipped' or a wannabe 'pussy'? or a pussy whipped wannabe pussy?
but then we know you took the easy way out when it came to action and it seems here too you hoped to take the easy way out. :-)

sorry mr coward, only ppl who are willing to face up to reality and work hard (instead of those who rely on violence against easy targets or those who are so insecure that they cannot even acknowledge their own identity) will get anywhere in the real world. 'wannabe pussies' or 'the pussy whipped' won't get anywhere. they always play second fiddle, if that.
hope you have some family and friends bc you are certainly going to need them with the pathetic life you are going to have.

Anonymous said...

so sorry you couldn't tell the difference between the writing styles of a 16 year old kid and 23 year old law student...But I guess these things mean nothing to you.
I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but Aadhavan is not my real name either Sittingnut. Is Sittingnut yours, I mean what were your parents thinking! I'm sorry I'm not as brave as you are to reveal my name to all and sundry on the internet Sittingnut, unlike you sittingnut. I salute your lion like bravery in revealing your true identity sittingnut and truly apologise for hiding behind "Aadhavan" sittingnut. It actually would make no difference to me whether I posted under Aadhavan or Anon sittingnut, so, sittingnut, if you want to call me a coward Sittingnut, call me a coward for using Aadhavan Sittingnut, and not using my real name like you, Sittingnut.

Keshi said...

~~Ashanthi

Hey Ahsanthi Im so very sorry to upset u! I didn't mean to upset anyone but we cant deny the truth thinking that someone might get upset. I hope u u'stand what Im trying to say.


** It is very saddening for me to read that you would say that Tamils should expect to die just because they are Tamils

did I say that they should 'expect' to die? What I meant was that if LTTE is using 'violence' to obtain rights, tamils can't expect 'peace' on them either. Cos violence can only bring violence. Same goes for Sinhalese. Leaving the army aside, we cant expect 'peace' from the average man who's affected by this war..can we now? Everybody's out there to take revenge! This is why the LTTE needs to re-analyse the approaches used to obtain peace. And thats all I meant.


**and all people who are supposed Tigers are Tamil. Aren't you half bloody Tamil? What's wrong with you.

Im half Tamil Ashanthi yes. But that doesnt make me accept terrorism. I agree that there'r terrorists from both sides and Im speaking abt them as well.

Im sorry to upset u but these r my honest feelings and Im not hear to please anyone, not even myself - cos as much as I'd love the Tamils to get equal rights, I cant condone terrorism which is what the LTTE is using to obtain the rights!

I leave this discussion right here Ashanthi/Sittingnut...cos I dun wanna have this major argument again n again over this issue, where no one will agree with another anyways. NO ONE IS RIGHT HERE cos no one wants to admit that they might be wrong - thats why it's going on for so long. So lets just agree to disagree. Thanks guys!

Keshi.

sittingnut said...

anon/aadhavan
so sorry you couldn't tell the difference between the writing styles of a 16 year old kid and 23 year old law student...But I guess these things mean nothing to you.
what i can tell is that the computer used was the same.and that tells me a great deal. :-)

Aadhavan is not my real name either Sittingnut. Is Sittingnut yours,.....
are you admitting you are the same person who wrote those anon comments? why not be more clear if you dare. :-)

anyway what is clear is that you did not have the courage to write them under the name you use regularly in the blog world. ( namely aadhavan ). that is cowardly .
your lame witticisms against my regular blog name does not change that fact.

so mr coward why did you not use your regular blog name to write those commnets? why did you hide? do not run away from questions or facts, 'pussy whipped wannabe pussy' . :-)


keshi:
agreeing to disagree is not acceptable here in sl on this subject bc that can very well mean agreeing to others right to advocate terrorism unhindered.
so while i can understand your reluctance to argue on the subject and will respect that, most posts in this blog will continue to be on the subject.
thanks :-)

Anonymous said...

Hi hi Sittingnut,
while I think it to be below myself to explain the circumstances that could lead to the possibility of relatives staying in the same house and posting comments on the same pc within a few minutes, what is really interesting sittingnut is your attribution of cowardice to one form of anonymity over another. If anonymity is cowardice, you are a coward unless you're willing to post your name, address and telephone number on this site.

Also, your suggestion that I might prefer one form of anonymity over another is classic.:-) Care to explain to me how using some false name like "sittingnut" is any more lionhearted than remainining explicitly anonymous. I wouldn't post under anonymous because I have a name that I use in the blogosphere that in any case maintains my anonymity. click? Just tell me how one form is more courageous than the other. If using a nom de guerre over explicit anonymity is your standard of bravery, you don't aet your bar very high do you? (I told everyone on the internet my name- "I'M THE MAN") You're a funny bugger Sittingnut... because you express your insecurities in a myriad different ways...by the way...are you female? anonymity does obscure gender you know, but the authentic expression of your fears make me wonder whether there's another pussy behind your pc.:-)if you're srilankan, one could make an informed guess as to the colour:-) take care mate(?)
It's been fun driving you up the wall. You're an angry, insecure person but you're funny, and that's why I like picking on you you!!;-)
p.s-my cousin thinks you're hilarious and can't believe you're twice his age. Oh, you're so the man for telling everyone your age. Hats off. Also, keep up the detective work also Sherlock. maybe that can be your next blog name...

sittingnut said...

anon/aadhavan
while I think it to be below myself to explain the circumstances that could lead to the possibility of relatives staying in the same house and posting comments on the same pc within a few minutes
really?
so you post as aadhavan in indi.ca and then 'he' post as anon here and then you again post as aadhavan here ? all this switching within minutes? bc that is what timestamps in your comments here and in indi.ca indicate. :-D
why not confess the truth instead of building lies on more lies, mr coward. you were too insecure for some reason (reason is quite obvious when one reads the comments) to post under your regular blog name.

what is really interesting sittingnut is your attribution of cowardice to one form of anonymity over another. If anonymity is cowardice, you are a coward unless you're willing to post your name, address and telephone number on this site.
did i say anonymity or use of pseudonyms is cowardice? :-)
for a law student your grasp of logic is poor.
you are a coward bc you switched names here after posting under another first.
in other words, it is the running away and then hiding and pretending to be someone else bc of fear, that makes you a coward.

if others did that they are cowards too. but they did not and nor did i call them cowards, whatever their chosen names.

so you seem to have wasted lost of words and time in your comment arguing against a ghost for calling ppl cowards bc they post as anons or use pseudonyms, bc nobody made that argument here.

as for your almost excess of silly personal attacks( about my being female etc etc.) based on nothing, that is a sure sign that you felt your own arguments to be weak. you are showing clear signs of an inferiority complex. and as i said in indi.ca you have common characteristics with certain others. only difference is you are too 'prudent' to act like them. :-)

It's been fun driving you up the wall. You're an angry, insecure person but you're funny, and that's why I like picking on you you!!;-)
sure :-) as i said then delusions are one of those characteristics.
a person who lies about his own motives (everybody else can clearly see what motivated you here from your own comments from the first one) and builds lies on more lies lives in a world of lies. no wonder you are delusional.

p.s-my cousin thinks you're hilarious and can't believe you're twice his age. Oh, you're so the man for telling everyone your age. Hats off. Also, keep up the detective work also Sherlock. maybe that can be your next blog name...
:-) you are going to disappear like the other nutters that infect the blogs from time to time. if you read some old posts here you may find some ppl posting comments like you do using same cowardly tactics. but they are no longer to be seen anywhere but i am still here using the same pseudonym i have been using for nearly a decade. i will be here long after you have disappeared too. i have said this to some of them too. you are just a repeat. :-)
btw do not think too much on what your cousin thinks, you might end up believing he actually exists. :-)

sittingnut said...

ashanthi:
the right to fight for freedom & justice when you are being hounded and denied your freedom
really? care to elaborate ? who is denied the justice and freedom, and what you mean by 'fight'?

If you can't even go and pick up your wages from a bank because "someone" might abduct, rape or kill you
that everytime you leave your home you may never come back
more allegations and no facts. do not read too much ltte propaganda.

However, as you well know in real life black & white become shades of brown & grey. Unfortunately I cannot run away (as s/nut) from the realisations as to why SL is in the state it is.
what state? as i have been asking you for some time pl explain what the state of sri lanka is that i supposedly run away from. ( even though i am actually in sl and travel around the country regularly) . i would like to hear that and do not forget to back up your claims with evidence.

Given the ltte itself is saying that it made mistakes, and those who were formerly part of the organisation say the same thing (the story about Rajani Thiagarama - which was jumped on by all and sundry) then you know there is plenty of realisation that the ltte has stuffed up.
ltte is saying it made mistakes? you mean retracted regret about rajive murder ? all the while it is killing civilians in sl?
and do ppl leave it? do you know what happens to 13 yr old boys who leave it ?

2 wrongs don't make a right
that is right, nor does allowing the wrong to continue or appeasing it.

anyway ashanthi why not elaborate on sl situation as you see it on your blog so we can know what you really think. :-)

btw why can't you use simple and consistent formating ( if you do not know html) like ptting a "*" before a quotation or some thing like that. your comment is virtually unintelligible.

Anonymous said...

live on and blog forever, o great immortal one! What will you go down in immortality as, sittingnut? Great blogger sittingnut who posseses the power to make other bloggers vanish!Sorry for my delusions in not acknowledging your invicibility and immortality. Should have chosen some one other than God to pick on. But then, who would have known God was this immature and insecure. Well, we all redefine our parameters of understanding don't we? Mea culpa.
Great to hear that you sense of well being is inextricably tied to your perception of your own immortality on the blogosphere....you must have a most fulfilling life!

Mr. Coward

sittingnut said...

anon/aadhavan
:-) as usual you get your logic wrong and waste words on empty sarcasms against claims nobody made in a pathetic effort to distract the readers from the truth.
it is not i who will make you vanish like those former nutters but your own inability to face reality and take responsibility for your own actions.

you would have done better to come clean about your motives for posting comments as two ppl here and to admit you lied repeatedly when it was pointed out claiming those comments were by your cousin.

you will need more than silly sarcasms to run away from that fact, mr coward :-)

truth, and honesty, always win when faced with lies and insecure cowardice. learn that if you can, if you want to live a fulfilling life. :-)

Keshi said...

Ashanthi I know what u mean :) But I think u have misunderstood what I'm trying to say.

**Well - the first thing you need to do is not equate the rights of Tamils with the actions of the ltte.

I did not equate the rights of Tamils with the actions of the LTTE! How can I do that cos not all Tamils belong to the LTTE. What I'm trying to say is that the LTTE is doing these atrocious acts on behalf of Tamils' rights and the innocent Tamils are paying the price for it. So who's fault is it that u cant go to the bank to get ur wages or that u have this fear of getting abducted and killed? Who's fault is it that innocent women and children r being used as suicide squads? Who's fault is it that able Tamils r fleeing SL for good? Pre-LTTE no one was this afraid. Terror has taken over to an extent that no one no longer knows what it is to live w.o. constant fear. Who's fault is it Ashanthi?


Keshi.

sittingnut said...

keshi.:
:-)

ashanthi:
before the ltte became a dynamic in Sri Lankan life was any humanitarian crime ever committed on Tamils?
Do you think that we would have the ltte if we did not have such a fucked up past, excuse my french???
do you believe that justify ltte and its actions? do you believe ltte improved the condition of tamils? do you think other minorities are worse off bc they did not have terrorists claiming to be their sole representative?
facts are facts. face them.

When did the Sinhala, Buddhist only legislature come in to force?
sinhala buddhist only? what country are you talking of.
if you do not know the facts you should learn them first. minorities are in fact overrepresented compared to their population percentage in the 'legislature'.

s/nut is that you on your blog or a spoof from mojo??? confused .. you seem to be asking some really dumb questions.
if there is a spoof( btw the spoofer here was morquendi not the one from moju) i will delete it as and when i find it . there was no spoofing on this thread.
so care to point out my dumb questions pl. or is it that you call them so bc you have no answers :-)
tc

Keshi said...

Ashanthi what ur saying is all true...I agree. I know where ur coming from. The Sinhalese didnt give the Tamils equal place back in history.

**Do you think that we would have the ltte if we did not have such a fucked up past, excuse my french???

We may not have the LTTE, I agree. But is suicide bombing the answer to a F#cked Up past? Has the LTTE done anything better for the people? Has 20+ years got LTTE what they are asking for? Has SL now become a place where Tamils prefer to live or prefer to flee? So what has LTTE really done to the people? They F#cked it up more - nothing else! Chances are that more Tamils would have been better off and LIVING if not for the LTTE.


And like S/N asked,

Do you believe anything justifies LTTE and its actions?

Keshi.

Anonymous said...

let's learn basic history here, british created the modern sri lanka as a one nation island. north of sri lanka was LONGER a part of modern south "india" (not named india then). that country was under the pandyan rulers described as the richest country in the world by marco polo...

sittingnut said...

shantaram:
if choose to believe in fairy tale do. we live here and now

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